Submit your work, meet writers and drop the ads. Become a member
Puckoon by Spike Milligan
The Lion
If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away
Book: Puckoon by Spike Milligan
Spike Milligan
(1918 - 2002/Male/Irish)   
  9.3k
     AMF Ardena, Murray Stone, Heliza Rose, Eddie Starr, --- and 12 others
Please log in to view and add comments on poems