Higgs
Higgs
Jun 12

A tavern full of bawdy song,
Wenches serving beer,
Dark words about the castle,
Where virgins disappear...

Lightning strikes the battlements,
The villagers take fright,
A coffin lid creaks open
As howling fills the night.

Carriages and horses,
Bodices and hats,
Screaming from the forest,
Demons, wolves and bats.

Lots of bouncing bosoms,
Blood and guts galore,
Ghosts and ghouls and skeletons,
And corpses by the score.

But now the hero fights back,
With crucifix and stake,
And evil is defeated,
As dawn begins to break.

Re-posted to mark the death of Sir Christopher Lee. I know he played many other roles in his career, but for me, he will always be Count Dracula!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDyjIQhEVrU
Higgs
Higgs
May 23

Many characters came and went,
Since nineteen seventy eight,
But you were the very first one,
To walk through Grange Hill's gate.

RIP Terry Sue Patt (1964-2015)

Terry was one of the original cast of the children's TV series "Grange Hill". Playing the football-mad character Benny Green, he was actually the first of the pupils to appear on screen. Later in life, Terry worked as an artist.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WXreO57j4g
Higgs
Higgs
May 2

Cut the head off a toothbrush
And place it on the ground
Add a motor and a battery
And watch it run around...

I made some bristlebots for my son. I have to confess that I was rather more impressed than he was!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUSTXUis_ys
Higgs
Higgs
Apr 18

Come to Craggy Island,
With its field and Holy Stone,
Drop in on the parochial house,
You'll never feel alone.

Ted has a weakness for money,
Regardless of the amount,
If you give him some cash for charity,
It'll "rest" in his account.

If you fancy having a cup of tea,
Or perhaps a cake or scone,
Let Mrs Doyle take care of you,
Go on, go on, GO ON!

Dougal has a heart of gold,
But not much in his head,
So if you're planning a funeral,
Find a different priest instead...

It's true that Jack enjoys a drink,
And shouting "Feck" and "Arse",
But on "ecumenical matters",
He's the top man in his class.

There's lots of other folk to meet,
So pay us a visit one day
Just sail towards what's left of our coast,
Before it drifts away.

20th birthday tribute for the classic sit-com, Father Ted.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-slyeyhwE68
Higgs
Higgs
Mar 29

He asks about the missing hour,
And where it could have gone,
We try to reassure him,
It'll turn up later on.

Master Higgs got very concerned last night when he saw us putting the clocks forward.
Higgs
Higgs
Mar 20

Patiently, we waited,
In large, expectant crowds,
On cue, the Moon obscured the Sun,
But we couldn't see a thing for clouds.

I hope others had a better view.
I saw bugger all.
Higgs
Higgs
Mar 19

With photo-fits and actors,
The cases were revealed,
Then Shaw would ask if we could help,
And tell us to "keep 'em peeled".

RIP Shaw Taylor (1924-2015)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3000682/Shaw-Taylor-crime-fighting-TV-presenter-urged-Britain-em-peeled-Police-5-three-decades-dies-aged-90.html

And here's Shaw sending himself up on Tiswas. What a sport!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4-8rTZMn_s
 
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