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US Senator Mitch ****** Turtle” McConnell eats a diet of leafy greens
Mitch McConnell could be the biggest piece of **** in American history. / Why don't you come oppress me, ***** I'm anti-fascism, you piece of **** ******* So, come on down and oppress me, big man. I dare you. Try to silence me, **** face! / I wish you would.
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Nov 25, 2017
BACK FROM THE GRAVE, TEENAGE SHUTDOWN
We estimate a teen gets a ***** stuck up his or her **** every four seconds. / Vacuous air space remains in the ****** for some time afterwards. / Oh yeah. Up my *** Up my *** Up my *** A lit candle–up my *** A firecracker, a finger, a thumb–up my *** An egg. A vibratin' egg. A scrambled egg.
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Nov 24, 2017
Big Mouth!! Shut up!!
ur just a ignornat whtie son of a ***** that needs to b bheaded wid a blunt knife. / White knight loser, Crawl back into the **** blossom that spawned u. / C'mere ya ******* piece of ****
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Nov 22, 2017
What It’s Like to Have a Micropenis
like people dnt take me as i am they take mii like a joke / Ok first of all **** HURTS! Guess she did it b4 n maybe her experience was not very good, perhaps thats why she told u its gross n all. / Why did my crush open my snapchat and not reply?
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Nov 21, 2017
hoe-cake, ******
I ******* hate it when such sensitive topics are tarnished by ***** / Oprah, I've been trying to talk her into an interspecies relationship for months now. / White males rule the world. EDIT:No i am not a white male
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Nov 21, 2017
Stink Moody in Master of Disaster
green on a mood ring means ***** so I say it to everyone with green. / young salmon are called pink / Pizza Express: Bull ring party disaster
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Nov 21, 2017
Time
If we could / Slow down the clocks, / Maybe then
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May 20, 2013
This Is Not an Answer
Sometimes I can't decide if I like to wonder / Or if I like to know / Because I'm tired of these illusions
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May 13, 2013
I'm
Not happy
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May 8, 2013
Flirting with a Brick Wall
It's kind of like when you want something sweet / And all there is are a bunch of old bitter hard candies / Sitting in your grandma's rusted bowl
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May 8, 2013
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