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There was the oddest blokeThere was the oddest bloke / Who had a bath in Coke / He licked himself dry
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Jul 8, 2012
There was a girl named LouiseThere was a girl named Louise / Who sat amongst the trees / She had a dream
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Jul 8, 2012
There was a silly old whaleThere was a silly old whale / Who went to a bargain sale / He bought a coat
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Jul 8, 2012
There was a man called VenterThere was a man called Venter / Who married an old yenta / He became Magaya
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Apr 8, 2012
There was a truck, a chorrie*There was a truck, a chorrie / Some people would call it a lorry / It backfired one day
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Apr 8, 2012
Good old Ludwig von BeethovenGood old Ludwig von Beethoven / Wrote music that was greathoven / His deafness didn’t preclude
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Apr 8, 2012
A battered VW Beetle named DustyA battered VW Beetle named Dusty / Whose bodywork was decidedly rusty / Still was able to travel
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Apr 8, 2012
A nice young fellow from SabieA nice young fellow from Sabie / Sent a letter to Robert Mugabe / It said, “Now you are King
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Feb 15, 2012
A composer frans lisztA composer frans liszt / Came home from the inn quite piszt / That night he’d sung
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Feb 15, 2012
A bored old codger from the EastA bored old codger from the East / One day ate a barrel of yeast / He began to perspire
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Feb 15, 2012
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