But after my show was cancled I was left with a void
and I found myself not just happy with kicking monster arse and looking at big boobies mmm boobies.
so i took that pen in hand and stroked it long and hard and this is what i came up with.
He man dreams of one day returning to tv mabye becoming a hit again killing barney and having BBQ
Then writting kids books
Reading the paper kicking back with a few big boobie maiden's
He Man sit's and reflects after flexing his muscles for the maidens to giggle over mmm He Man loves the maidens.
Well after He Man's moment of deep thought he flushed the toilet
and beat the evil toilet demon back down the drain.
looking on the net and not just at porn He Man saw that evil Skeletor
had yet again erased yet another acount the master of the universe was mad so after wrasslin with the servant girl mmmm He man loves the servant girl.
He man called up Skeletor cause it wasa long ride over there and
and gas prices were a bitch.
One bar! fuck you verizon dam cellphone overpriced shit.
He Man smashed the cellphone against the castle wall and cut that useless pricks head off cant hear me now huh fucker?
Man at arms build me better phone now!
mmmm He Man like a man in uniform.
After man at arms fought off He Man mmmm thats okay
he'll have to sleep sometime.
Man at arms built he man better phone with string and tin cup hello?
Skeletor Yorkie Speaking twat seems to be the problem.
Mmm talk slower He Man likes Skeletors voice.
He Man dam you leave me alone im busy with my life partner playing catch and hide the weazel.
Homegirl you better stop erasing accounts or im gonna get medevil on your arse He Man said in his naughty man voice.
Promise Skeletor replied.
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL WAIT WHATS THE REST OF THIS?
Dammit it been so long I cant remember who gets tied up first.
Wait what was i talking about?
I like ice cream mmmm ice cream.
Just then the line snapped it was cut by that naughty meat puppet
dam you Skeletor this battle has just begun.
Dont miss the next really weird ass episode of HeMan.
Well children never play with matches.
Cause they sometimes dont work so go out and get this
years sure fire hot arse seller toy.
The He Man Flame Thrower yes little Timmy wont have to take shit from that bully anymore just light his fat ass up like a christmas tree
and if this offended you get a life mmm He Man like life and boobies
mmmmm He man!