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David Bird

(1973 - Present) A completely un-poetry-educated cricket-loving moron. Who enjoys to rhyme in the limerick style - with more than a touch of the doggerel.
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David Bird liked Belgium by Andrew Siegel
Apr 20
Mentally Blocked  by David Bird

I am very bored.
My eyes are now sore.
On my desk is a cord,
Not sure what it's for.

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Apr 18
Heat  by David Bird

I am on fire
burning up with desire
will you perspire?

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Mar 14
B.O.R.E.D.  by David Bird

Finger up nose to pick it.
Finger on thumb to flick it.
Eyes on the telly for cricket.

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May 5, 2011
Unhappy at Work  by David Bird

Let's be honest, let's be clear,
In fact let's drink another beer.
I really cannot stand my job,
So please get me right out of here.

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May 5, 2011
Who?  by David Bird

With her soft brown hair,
So radiant it isn't fair.
Love her? Do I dare?

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Oct 28, 2010
David Bird
became a fan of Shirin Sadikot Sep 15, 2010
became a fan of Edward Lear Sep 15, 2010
A Sad Morning.  by David Bird

Wind and rain are strong.
Birds have not burst into song.
In summer it's wrong.

Autumn winds are here.

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Sep 15, 2010
Arse of War  by David Bird

There was a young lady called Tart,
Who let rip an enormous fart,
  The might of the roar,
  Broke down her front door,
And proudly she said, "That's a start".

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Jul 30, 2010
David Bird liked MIRROR IMAGE by Beryle Chambers
Jul 13, 2010
Consoling Me  by David Bird

I'm updating my old P.S.P.
In the morning it's after half three.
   Can't believe I'm awake,
   Tomorrow head break,
Please throw me from very tall tree.

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Jul 13, 2010
Pakistani Package  by David Bird

Pakistani Mohammad Aamer,
Much too young to buy his own beer,
   But his bowling is ace,
   He got in Ponting's face,
Other batsmen are living in fear.

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Jul 13, 2010
David Bird
became a fan of Kate Keogh Murray Jul 13, 2010
joined the group Coffee Shop Jul 13, 2010
For Mark Boucher  by David Bird

The weather is nice,
  but I am no fool.
So she spiked my rice
  and I jumped in the pool.

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Jul 13, 2010
David Bird joined the group The Victorians
Jul 11, 2010
Tom Lehrer - When You are Old and Grey  by David Bird

Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and grey.

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Jul 9, 2010
David Bird
joined the group Revolution Facebook Sharers! Jul 8, 2010
liked Going medieval by Tim T Jul 8, 2010
joined the group "For Whom The Bell Tolls"-John Donne Rocks! Jul 7, 2010
wrote a reaction to Going medieval by Tim T Jul 7, 2010
Stupid as Me is Dumb.  by David Bird

I am such a Poetry Philistine,
It is no good unless I make it rhyme.
But that can take quite a lot of time,
When I get it wrong I will whinge and whine.

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Jul 7, 2010
David Bird
joined the group Edgar Allan Poe- A Tribute! Jul 1, 2010
joined the group Shakespeare! Jun 27, 2010
liked Pieces Vital by D Conors Jun 24, 2010
Isner and Mahut  by David Bird

John Isner and Mahut,
Whatever did you do?
I don't know who to sue.

Oh Isner and Mahut,

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Jun 24, 2010
David Bird joined the group The Mutual Admirer's Society
Jun 23, 2010
Ouch  by David Bird

There was a young lady called Gristle,
Who once cleaned her bum with a thistle,
  It did not work well,
  And left quite a smell,
Which left her alone under mistle -

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Jun 16, 2010
Self-Flagellation  by David Bird

I'm an idiot, idi-fool,
Idiot, idiot, idi-tool,
  Idiot, idi-lump,
  Idiot, idi-chump,
Idiot, idiot, most uncool.

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Jun 15, 2010
David Bird
liked Generic Love Poem by Turkish Delight Jun 4, 2010
joined the group Limericks Unlimited Jun 4, 2010
joined the group Romantics Jun 4, 2010
became a fan of Tim T May 30, 2010
Look, A Bloody Aussie  by David Bird

Gatt wishes he'd never been born,
Says his brain is the size of a prawn,
  You know the old spinner,
  But he ain't much thinner,
That bloody Aussie is Shame Warne.

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May 30, 2010
David Bird joined the group Haiku and 俳句 and 都々逸
May 28, 2010
Stephen Fry's Cat  by David Bird

You must pay attention now please,
What I want is a full flavoured cheese.
  It will not make me fat,
  I will not believe that,
It will help all the joints in my knees.

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May 27, 2010
England Won Something!  by David Bird

It was good to have Lumb in the side,
South African birthright aside!
  Though we must be fair,
  Shane Warne got him there,
He smashed all the bowlers with pride.

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May 19, 2010
Eaten By A Dog  by David Bird

Last night I had an unusual dream,
But not the type that would make you scream.

I dreamt I was eaten by a large dog beast,
It must have thought me part of a feast.

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May 11, 2010
Ode to Lance Klusener  by David Bird

Klusener could whack it, yes Lance,
To spinners, down wicket, he'd dance,   
   No defensive tricks, 
   He smote them for six,
The same for the quicks without prance.

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Mar 1, 2010
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